Incoming Signal
Hello, kids. We’re still abroad with limited internet facilities. We’ll be hopfully presenting some updates later today. Thanks to all for the Thanksgiving wishes, and hope everyone had a happy healthy 4-day shopping weekend.
Here at our international HQ, we’re been investigating traces of radioactivity throughout the EU, and along the way we’ve made a startling discovery: Euros like soccer. Our findings in this regard are still tentative and hypothetical, but we hope to have some more conclusive evidence soon.
