http://pwbeat.publishersweekly.com/blog/2007/05/03/does-anyone-need-a-wormed-puppy/ The News Blog of Comics Culture Mon, 23 Nov 2009 08:51:49 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.2 http://pwbeat.publishersweekly.com/blog/2007/05/03/does-anyone-need-a-wormed-puppy/#comment-145368 Fri, 04 May 2007 06:11:55 +0000 http://pwbeat.publishersweekly.com/blog/2007/05/03/does-anyone-need-a-wormed-puppy/#comment-145368 I've used the puppy scam many times, just not in that way. My technique is to wait for a warm Spring day. Take puppy (or niece or nephew) to park. Wait for an attractive female to notice the cute little doggie. (The smart male will select a clever name for the dog, so that he can show his cleverness when a female asks, What is your dog's name?) With the niece or nephew variation, the uncle can show that he is a good guy, values family, and is a responsible human being, and thus worth spending more time with. The Puppy Master will not own the dog, but hire himself out as a dog walker, and thus get paid while he networks. I’ve used the puppy scam many times, just not in that way. My technique is to wait for a warm Spring day. Take puppy (or niece or nephew) to park. Wait for an attractive female to notice the cute little doggie. (The smart male will select a clever name for the dog, so that he can show his cleverness when a female asks, What is your dog’s name?) With the niece or nephew variation, the uncle can show that he is a good guy, values family, and is a responsible human being, and thus worth spending more time with.
The Puppy Master will not own the dog, but hire himself out as a dog walker, and thus get paid while he networks.

]]> http://pwbeat.publishersweekly.com/blog/2007/05/03/does-anyone-need-a-wormed-puppy/#comment-144904 Thu, 03 May 2007 15:24:41 +0000 http://pwbeat.publishersweekly.com/blog/2007/05/03/does-anyone-need-a-wormed-puppy/#comment-144904 Be careful - lots of scams start this way. Be careful - lots of scams start this way.

]]> http://pwbeat.publishersweekly.com/blog/2007/05/03/does-anyone-need-a-wormed-puppy/#comment-144887 Thu, 03 May 2007 14:51:59 +0000 http://pwbeat.publishersweekly.com/blog/2007/05/03/does-anyone-need-a-wormed-puppy/#comment-144887 ... 'cause you know that happiness is a wormed puppy. … ’cause you know that happiness is a wormed puppy.

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