Comments on: We’re in terrible danger

by: V. Smith

Tue, 17 Jul 2007 14:53:30 +0000

But are they rapping chipmunks? We don’t even know yet. If they are, then we’ll get the shock of all shocks- Jason Lee playing corny white guy being “hip”

Steve Martin called, and he wants his role back.

by: Tag

Tue, 10 Jul 2007 01:44:10 +0000

My eyes! De Blu-Blockas do nussink!

If you’d asked me previous to this weekend whether, based upon their output for the year so far, Hollywood was capable of successfully putting their own spin on a beloved classic, I’d have sneered (300 notwithstanding). But after Transformers and the religious experience it evoked in me, I say sure, screw it, rapping Chipmunks, why not; it’s not as though you’re going to catch me seeing it before its played on Showtime on a lazy Sunday, Christmas 2008.

by: BradyDale

Mon, 09 Jul 2007 20:42:35 +0000

What’s THE BEAT’s stance on the Underdog movie?
I gotta admit… some of the dialogue in the preview is pretty funny.

“Touche.”

by: V. Smith

Mon, 09 Jul 2007 19:05:31 +0000

Damn, I wish I was able to post earlier. I new that people will be all besides themselves over this, but 1) was anyone over the age of 8 going to see this movie and 2) do you think that it’s really going to be a “hip-hop” Alvin & the Chipmunks? It’s just a poster.

And would anyone be up in arms if the chipmunks were dressed as emo kids?

by: Ed

Mon, 09 Jul 2007 14:19:02 +0000

The guy looks like John Mark Karr

by: joncormier

Mon, 09 Jul 2007 13:03:22 +0000

I was wondering what that JJ Abrams preview was for before Transformers. I really hope they only do Fergie songs for the entire movie.

by: Philip Looney

Mon, 09 Jul 2007 12:43:55 +0000

One side of me cries for my childhood, the other side is excited to hear my favorite rap tunes put to Chipmunk…

by: Paul Sebert

Mon, 09 Jul 2007 11:35:49 +0000

You think they would have at least had the decency to cast Will Ferrell in the title role.

by: Vert

Sun, 08 Jul 2007 21:12:44 +0000

Poochie!

Awesome, Mr. Moonlight…

by: LilWillow

Sun, 08 Jul 2007 19:02:05 +0000

It’s coming out in christmas…does that mean they’re gonna pimp out the hoolahoop song?

by: Christopher Moonlight

Sun, 08 Jul 2007 18:29:04 +0000

Where’s Poochy? They made them more “pro-active.”

by: Tom Stidman

Sun, 08 Jul 2007 16:12:16 +0000

Another sign of the apocolypse is upon us. I loved Alvin and the Chipmunks as a kid, but they look like they’re straight out of Baltimore City (and not Fells Point). Who thinks they will be singing Riding Dirty as the opening of this movie? No thank you.

by: Justin

Sun, 08 Jul 2007 15:02:41 +0000

I never thought I would be seeing anything chipmunk related. But they cast Jason Lee… that has my butt in the seat.

by: Matt Tauber

Sun, 08 Jul 2007 13:40:37 +0000

UGH…look at brainy Simon and naive Theodore! The’ve been thugged-out. Though we have been lacking in a Chipmunk version of “Gold Digger”.