Billy Herrington — UPDATE
What will the Japanese think of next? I mean, really. WHAT?
Via Simon Jones
You know, we didn’t have time to read the fine print when we posted it, but we really MUST. Billy Herrington is apparently a real-life bi porn movie star, and this figma includes all sorts of extras:
* Using the smooth yet poseable joints of figma, you can act out various wrestling scenes.
* A flexible plastic is used for his breast muscles and biceps, allowing the proportions of his beautiful body to be kept, without compromising the posability.
* The first figma to bare his naked body, allowing for even more thriving poses!
* Barbells and dumbbells are included so Billy can keep his body in perfect shape.
* His underwear is identical to that which appeared in his videos, and there are two variations to switch between, or worn together at the same time. A skin-colored pair is also included for an even more naked appearance.
* A shower head and shower room paper craft are also included, allowing you to produce even more situations.
* Comes with a poseable figma stand that makes it possible to recreate various scenes.
“A shower head and shower room paper craft are also included, allowing you to produce even more situations.”
We really can’t repeat that often enough. If only MORE toys came with shower heads! Like Catwoman and Power Girl, say. Or Karl Urban and Eric Bana!
02/18/09 at 11:37 am
That is Just So Nasty.
02/18/09 at 11:45 am
Thank god for the Japanese.
Awesome.
02/18/09 at 11:56 am
I don’t know who that is, but I want one.
02/18/09 at 12:35 pm
I love that I get to surf comics-related news items at work. Have I mentioned that I just love it sometimes?
I don’t know whether to laugh or hide in horror, but I would like to order more comics-related news items like this.
02/18/09 at 12:52 pm
Why does that pile of muscles have Ed Grimley’s head on top?
02/18/09 at 1:38 pm
the things that are creepy are some of those poses. I mean who works out in their underwear? And is he actually ‘getting off’ sucking on his own finger? srsly? O.o
02/18/09 at 8:15 pm
If that was Power Girl or Catwoman… well, you thought the Mary Jane statue got the feminist comics bloggers mad?
02/18/09 at 9:45 pm
“Billy Herrington is apparently a real-life bi porn movie star”
Seriously, how do I buy one?
02/19/09 at 8:13 am
[…] While we were mocking Japanese bi-porn star dolls just the other day, another thing the people of Japan excel at is books of pictures of kittens in boxes: The Kittens of Boxville answers the vexing, age-old question: what would a city constructed by cats look like? Biteable cardboard, of course! Originally published in Japan, this quirky and adorable book features more than a hundred photographs of an energetic group of kittens romping around dozens of miniature cardboard houses, cafés, and restaurants. Here, a daring cat explores an abandoned farmhouse; there, a lonely kitten knocks on a friend’s window; and what’s that over there? Two kittens hugging!? Appropriately, the book features a diecut cover that reveals an irresistibly cute little kitten peeking through the front (his tail pokes through the back). […]
02/19/09 at 8:47 am
“the things that are creepy are some of those poses.”
As compared to the poses in your usual girlie porn?
02/19/09 at 6:57 pm
When does the kung fu grip version come out?
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02/21/09 at 1:05 am
Todd, yes.
As male heterosexual who does not look for porn in his dolls, a definiteive yes!
05/23/09 at 11:47 pm
I wonder if this idtiot will actually get paid for this as he is a old washed up whore who is broke and uses other people to live off of….plus he is s shitty father to his son, doesn’t pay child support and is a BIG loser!!!
05/23/09 at 11:47 pm
I wonder if this idtiot will actually get paid for this as he is a old washed up whore who is broke and uses other people to live off of….plus he is s shitty father to his son, doesn’t pay child support and is a BIG loser!!!
05/23/09 at 11:47 pm
I wonder if this idtiot will actually get paid for this as he is a old washed up whore who is broke and uses other people to live off of….plus he is a shitty father to his son, doesn’t pay child support and is a BIG loser!!!
06/4/09 at 4:40 am
@Lynn: Those are some big claims against my main man Billy Herrington!! Do you have any proof of this?? From lots of ppl I’ve spoke to Billy is a real stand up guy.
07/10/09 at 10:38 pm
Yes this jerk is a piece of CRAP!!!! I have actual proof as I am friends with the woman of his child whom he beat up, abused and mistreated and the best thing she ever did was get rid of this jerk!!! Billy is a charmer, user and abuser..he is a wacko!!! unstable and uses people then discards them…why don’t you ask him personally why his ex has full physical custoday of his son and also got his son’s last name changed to hers…YES you are reading this right I am FRIENDS with Billy’s ex ad was more then happy to help build a case against this loser!!! He is NOT a nice so get your facts straight plus he is not gay he is a bi-sexual WHORE!!!
07/15/09 at 12:47 am
HA HA! The guy is a has been US Porn Star. It’s a FACT! He’s a looser! He has no job and has spent the last few years exploiting money from gay men and pretty women. Clever as he is He found a way to exploit money from the Japanese people. He is a smooth talking, thieving charmer. He has a criminal record for assault and is a known womanizer. He neglects his child. Billy IS a text book narcissist. He’s crazy and abusive and a user! Hooked on meth and sterioids! He’s just sick!
07/15/09 at 12:51 am
50 yen, I’m sorry, Billy Herrington can’t begin to spell “stand up”. No offense to you, how would you know. His records are available in NJ, NY & FL. He now resides in CA. It wouldn’t be hard to find proof or have his ex’s back this up. I know One is in NJ the other in AZ.
08/15/09 at 12:44 am
OMG! Stand up guy my ass! You are one sick fuck if you think Billy Herrington is anything other than a Narsaccistic, pathetic excuse for a human being. This is coming not second hand but instead first hand from someone who has been with Billy and is disgusted at the thought of it everyday. If he was any kind of “stand up guy” he would take getting off meth seriously, he would, make his own damn money and, he would stop blaming everyone else for the poor pathetic being he is and take responsibility for at least something in this lifetime. If he had any ounce of respect to anyone other then himself he would fall off the face of the earth and not return until he were a decent human being. For fucks sake, I wouldn’t wish this guy on my worst enemy! He is a horrible horrible person, thank god his son has nothing to do with him, I just feel sorry for the new puppy/dog he is in custody of…I hope animal control or PETA has their eye on this piece of shit bastard! And that’s coming from someone who knows what it’s like to be with Billy fucking Herrington first hand (unfortunately)
08/24/09 at 1:00 pm
[…] Apparently the Japanese have even created their own Billy Herrington action figure. Wow. This roided out muscle balloon is huge in Japan. […]