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Do Oscar changes help or hurt nerd movies?

06/24/09


The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences announced today that there will now be TEN Best Picture nominees instead of only five. Certainly done for marketing reasons (more pictures with Oscar nominations, don’t you know?), the question to ask in these here parts is: How does this effect both “genre movies” and animated features?

Would THE DARK KNIGHT had gotten a Best Picture nomination if there were five more slots available?

Will this enable UP to escape the “Best Animated Feature” “ghetto” to be recognized with other pictures?

Thoughts?

This Might Melt the Internet

06/23/09

meganfoxslaveleia

Megan Fox is thinking about dressing as Slave Girl Leia at Comic-Con.

San Diego might explode.

Happy Birthday, TETRIS

06/6/09

OLD SKOOL

The game was created 25 years ago today. Learn more about the creation of “the world’s greatest video game” here.

I don’t know about you, but I played TETRIS so much when I was an undergrad in the late 1980s, I would see the shapes when I closed my eyes, trying to get to sleep at night.

And now, there are kids still playing it today on their Wiis and on their cell phones.

Hype: The Helper Monkey discusses Lost

06/5/09

babyface and heel? you decide.

If you have been missing Lost this last couple weeks, well, no new episodes, but this might tide you over for a day or so. The Helper Monkey was on wrestling historian Karl Stern’s podcast today to discuss the season finale, the show as a whole, the greatness of John Locke and Benjamin Linus, the not-so-greatness of Jack Shephard and more.

You can download it here.

PRISONER trailer now up

06/4/09

Probably due to all THE BEAT’s responsibilities during MoCCA week (picking out karaoke songs?), she hasn’t had the chance yet to post the trailer for AMC’s remake of THE PRISONER. Well, here it is.

If you thought the new Doctor was young …

05/29/09

a young ginger lass in the Tardis

… then what do you think about his new assistant?

According to the BBC website, the new companion for Doctor # 11 Matt Smith will be 21-year-old Karen Gillan.

The actress has already appeared in the series, playing a soothsayer in a Series Four episode set during the Pompeii/Vesuvius disaster.

Well, so much for all the talk about a possible return of Sally Sparrow, the spunky heroine from the episode BLINK written by new head honcho Steven Moffat.

I had been hoping for the intriguing dynamic of young Doctor/older female companion with Moffat casting longtime collaborator Gina Bellman, who worked with Moffat on both COUPLING and JECKYLL. It’s possibly her commitments to the TNT show LEVERAGE may have prevented her from taking the part. Or I’m just wacky for this suggestion.

As someone clinging to the “In Moffat We Trust” mantra, I’ll wait and see how this young pairing works. That said, wouldn’t it be great if they finally introduced a third companion to the TARDIS during the show’s revival (not counting semi-regulars like Mickey or Rose’s Mum) and it was someone totally opposite this younger demographic? You know, like Bernard Cribbin as Wilf?

Posted by Mark Coale

Another Win for the Bad Guys

05/17/09

We’re guessing it was a sad day at Stately Beat Manor Saturday, as it was in the Helper Monkey’s cave, to see Manchester United capture yet another Premier League title. Of course, this is emotion partially born out of envy. Both FMB’s Villains and the Helper Monkey’s Toffees will finish again out of the Top Four and will spend next season competing for the Europa Cup instead of cashing big checks in the Champions League.

And now, with the season in England and Italy and Spain almost over, we turn our attention to … MLS? Nah, we’ll stick to baseball.

Lost: “The Incident”

05/13/09

Isn’t it sad that both of these characters are dead and Kate is still alive?

Season Finale. Let’s get it on after the jump.

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Lost: “He sure knew who a boy’s best friend is.”

04/29/09

book it dano

HOORAY~!

A Faraday Episode.

Your running diary of tonight’s episode after the jump.

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Lost: “Well, here we go.”

04/15/09

road to the Island

It’s the Hurley and Miles buddy picture. More after the jump.

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Up and at ‘em!

04/14/09

thrillingcomics
We’re back online, and back at work, but rather than try to play catch up, we’re taking this outage as the great “Wipe the slate clean!” break that we so badly needed. So all those old tabs are permanently closed and we’re just moving FORWARD.

While we rediscover the joys of the internet, you might want to check out the SIDEBAR. Our able-bodied Elite Beat Operative Aaron Humphrey has updated it with a ton of new and improved links. If you’d like to be added, drop us a line.

Please give Aaron a big thank you!

Lost: The Life and Times of Judged Ben Linus

04/8/09

consider this my apology

Real time diary this week.

This week is all about Mr. Benjamin Linus. Huzzah.

more after the break.

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Lost: Open Thread

04/2/09

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[Note: Due to a new work schedule, I was unable to watch this week’s episode of Lost in time to write the regular Day After column. We’ll cut and paste it in here sometime Thursday after getting caught up. For now, Let’s just call this an Open Thread.]

Is this another week where a below average episode (read: one starring Kate) is saved by the last five minutes? Discuss.

LOST: Paradox, Schmeradox

03/25/09


If you watched last week’s episode, you know where this is going. So let’s get right to it.

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Don’t Sabatage The Day

03/22/09

Via Mark Evanier’s blog, we learn that the great Maurice LaMarche has declared today “International Talk Like William Shatner Day.”

Enjoy, won’t you?


Some related goodies after the jump.
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Lost: Uh…What?

03/19/09

Well, we got some answers tonight. There can probably never be enough answers given to satisfy some of the nerds out there watching, but we will always take what Lindelof and Cuse will give us on any given week.

Let’s discuss those after the jump.

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Weekend Newsy Notes

03/14/09


* Did Dr. Manhattan shoot his load the first weekend?

Depending on whom you talked to this week, the opening weekend box office for WATCHMEN was great or underwhelming. Things look a little clearer after the first night of weekend number two.

From Variety:

Warner Bros./Paramount’s comic book epic “Watchmen” fell 78% from its opening day landing third Friday with an estimated $5.4 million from 3,611 theaters. Pic’s eight-day cume currently stands at $73.3 million.

Did all the fanboys decide they didn’t need a second viewing? Was word-of-mouth outside the nerd bubble not great? Were people scared off by Dr. Manhattan’s package?

* In other nerd news

Time.com’s Nerdworld blog interviews annotator extraordinaire Jess Nevins. (Disclaimer: Jess and I went to grad school together and his work has appeared in my magazine.)

9. Have you, as an annotator, ever gone down in defeat? Are there things in the LoEG books that you just can’t solve?

Oh, heavens, yes. When Moore & O’Neill get into areas which I don’t know anything about and which are ill-represented online and in print–1950s British comic book science fiction, for example–I’m at a complete loss, and some of their references stump even the collective brains of the people who contribute to the annotations. In the Black Dossier, for example, Kevin O’Neill drew in spaceships from various British Fifties sf comics, and if he hadn’t identified them for the print version of the annotations, they would have remained a mystery to us all.

Moore sometimes jokes about trying to stump me. I feel a pain in my head when he says that, because if/when he ever tries to do that, I’m not just stumped, I’m uprooted and thrown into a woodchipper.

*Since there was no Lost column this week…

A week without a new Lost means an extra week for people to scrutinize the most recent episode looking for clues about the statue or how to put all the various time traveling threads together. The coolest thing I read (don’t remember where) was that the hieroglyphs that showed up on the countdown clock are on the Ajira airline tickets.

*A non-comic note for all you people who hate non-comics news here.

Sad news this morning for the pro wrestling business as word broke that Andrew Martin passed away at the age of 33. For those who watched during the “Attitude Era,” Martin worked for the WWE as Test, a beefy mid-carder best remembered for being coupled with a young Stephanie McMahon and feuding with her brother Shane. While not the best in-ring performer, many people raved about the match between Test and McMahon at Summerslam 1999. Once removed from the McMahon family soap opera, he slowly drifted down the card until being released a few years ago from the WWE after failing a drug test. Recently, he had been working on shows in Europe and Japan.

Posted by Mark Coale

Lost: I Got Your Back.

03/5/09

reading is FUNdamental.

New characters. Births. Deaths. Time travel. Dharma Merlot. Beards (or lack thereof).

All can be found in tonight’s episode, “La Fleur,” but what people should really want to talk about is ….
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Lost: Which side is the right side?

02/26/09

I think, given the events of tonight’s show, I have finally found a way to encapsulate the Benjamin Linus vs. Charles Widmore struggle.

More after the jump.
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Lost 5X06: Hello Lamp post, whatcha knowin’?

02/19/09

tick tock tick tock

Let’s get this out of the way. I missed the original airing of 316 tonight and am playing catch-up like the little tomato in Mia Wallace’s joke. To get tonight’s column done in the most expeditious way possible, it’s another “real time diary.” I hear this week’s show is a doozy, so let’s get on with it.

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Lost: That’s why they call it sacrifice.

02/12/09

I'm not dead yet.

Looks like the episode title, “This Place is Death,” was no idle threat.

Discussion of death, life and everything after the jump. SPOILERS AHOY.

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Forewarned is forearmed

02/11/09

on sale today

If you’re one of the folks traipsing out to your local comics store to get the first part of the Neil Gaiman-written, Andy Kubert-drawn BATMAN issue, you may want to know that the second half of the story will be late.

Gaiman updated everyone on the new date via Twitter:

Just saw that Detective 853 is already pushed back to March 18. http://bit.ly/ZwPf. I think Andy may bring it in on time for that.

The more you know.

And if you’re not in New York

02/7/09

coraline one-sheet

If you’re not attending the NYCC, don’t forget about the weekend’s other semi-comics-related event, the opening weekend of the CORALINE motion picture.

According to Box Office Mojo, the picture finished third on Friday, behind that movie with Drew Barrymore and Scarlett Johansson and the Liam Neeson revenge thriler.

Over on his blog, Neil Gaiman seems happy with that result, since it appears the movie was projected to finish fourth or fifth this weekend. And if there’s more news to be had about the picture over the weekend, Gaiman will likely be talking about it on his website’s journal.

If you’ve not heard, there’s quite the voice cast for the picture, full of nerd favorites, including a former Lois Lane (Teri Hatcher), a Daily Show correspondent and author (John Hodgman), the oh-so-delightful French and Saunders (bup a dooie ooo) and Al Swearengen (Ian McShane).

It’s also showing in 3-D in many theaters across the country, so if you didn’t get your fill during the Super Bowl, there’s another reason to go see it.

Sunday update: Looking like CORALINE will finish 3rd for the weekend, grossing around $16.3 million.

Posted by Mark Coale

DC Month to Month Sales: December 2008

02/6/09

by Marc-Oliver Frisch

The question whether the economy has any effect on DC Comics’ periodical output is increasingly difficult to answer. On the one hand, many titles not right at the center of the publisher’s big superhero line are losing units by the truckload, and new series debut with abysmal numbers — case in point in December: Vigilante. Then again, these are trends which have been visible for a while, so what we’re seeing may as well be a continuation of what’s been happening anyway, rather than the result of the current crisis. Of course, it could also be both.

That said, DC’s average periodical sales in the direct market recovered slightly in December, mostly thanks to an issue of Final Crisis and multiple entries by three high-ticket series: There were three issues of Batman and two issues each of Justice League of America and Justice Society of America. Average sales didn’t recover as much as you might have expected, however. One reason for this is the increasing decline mentioned above, another is that a number of series returned to a much lower level, now that the “Batman R.I.P.” event is over.

Vertigo and WildStorm’s average periodical sales were in decline again in December. Whereas the average Vertigo title remains in the 11-12K area, the average WildStorm periodical dropped to yet another historical low point, selling fewer than 9,415 units. We don’t know the exact number because multiple new WildStorm releases again failed to make the Top 300 chart — a rather more recent trend. Their number rose to four in December.

On a technical note, I should mention that the December chart includes books which shipped on January 2, 2009 — not because any of them were late, but because Diamond evidently felt more comfortable with that date. Originally, those titles were expected on December 31, which is presumably why they ended up on the December chart.

See below for the details, and please mind the small print at the end of the column. Thanks to Milton Griepp and ICv2.com for the permission to use their figures. An overview of ICv2.com’s estimates can be found here.

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2 - FINAL CRISIS
05/2008: Final Crisis #1 of 7 — 144,826          [166,641]
06/2008: Final Crisis #2 of 7 — 126,082 (-12.9%) [134,116]
07/2008: –
08/2008: Final Crisis #3 of 7 — 123,881 (- 1.8%)
09/2008: –
10/2008: Final Crisis #4 of 7 — 115,666 (- 6.6%)
11/2008: –
12/2008: Final Crisis #5 of 7 — 109,181 (- 5.6%)
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6 months: -13.4%

Final Crisis is continuing a fairly smooth drop-off for a blockbuster miniseries. As usual, the book was promoted through a 50/50 variant-cover edition.

For comparison, Marvel’s Secret Invasion #8, which topped the December chart, sold an estimated 152,429 units, which is more than even the debut issue of Final Crisis managed in its first month. That’s quite another ballpark, obviously.

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Lost: It’s déjà vu all over again

02/5/09

blinded by the light

Is it just me, or do Jack and Kate become more unlikeable every episode where they are spotlighted?

Let’s talk about them and some swerves from “The Little Prince” after the jump. There will be SPOILERS, so if you don’t want to know what happened tonight or you live some place where they don’t show the episode Wednesday night, read at your own peril. Thanks.

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